did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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