i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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