dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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