I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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