i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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