thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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