Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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