my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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