Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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