Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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