i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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