I wanna passion pit in your ass
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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