You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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