i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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