Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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