how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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