I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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