If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Randomize
