Having a random hookup so left but love u
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
