I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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