I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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