I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
apparently the secret to your success is patron
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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