SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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