in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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