so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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