My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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