I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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