i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
