Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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