new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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