Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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