I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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