I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Congratulations! We have a period
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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