I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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