In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
