she was so not down for the gang bang
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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