also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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