Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
My vagina just recognized that song.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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