I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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