Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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