that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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