Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
MIDGETS
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Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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