You're completely useless in the revolution.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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