you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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