guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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