I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
