I queefed so loud it echoed.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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