Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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