Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
