I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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