If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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