I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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