At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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