worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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