Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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