youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the day after is always just damage control
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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