You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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